Press Release
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The NJM brand
10/21/07
Overview
Bushbuckridge's own 20-year-old Tavern DJ, Ntate J Modise, has just released an EP titled Jeso. This is a prelude to his intricately original full Xitsonga/Pulana/Shona/English/Swati house album coming next year, Intensive J Unit: Tsa Bushi Fela. It is packed with seven hot tracks that comprise of remixes and prequels. It has been given thumbs up by many people who adore the title track Jeso, which creates a joyous anticipation for the Return of the Lord. Beyond the EP is the name of the producer/artist/DJ himself, Ntate J Modise. Below is a brief description.
The Artist
Ntate J Modise is one set of the Makgema Brothers who are using Bushbuckridge as a brand to put the whole planet under siege. He has recently released an EP that is quickly creating waves in Dwarsloop, Thulamahashe, Acornhoek and Shatale. He has won a SAMA Award in advance through the song Jeso, which it is suspected Mkgarimbe might have tried to hijack but has seemingly failed. The EP was released through the independent record label, MegaMak Entertainment, which has self-distributed 257 copies in under four weeks of release. The Makgema business philosophy is that music is a business, and if the creators of the work do not see any profit, they are just in the wrong business. Hence, we would rather sell 10 000 copies in two years and keep all the profit than to sell 300 000 units in one year and keep none of the profits. This is the fatal trend that happens to musicians in the country, all they want is a record deal, while all we want is to make people happy at a profit. This puts value in our work. It is sad to see a famous musician in a taxi after five years of hard work and fame in the treacherous music industry and the same taxi happens to be bumping his track at the amusement of the shocked passengers. Therefore, Makgema Brothers want to create a brand out of three of their first artists: NJM, Jerry Yo A Halalelang and Tshwarelo Eseng. We expect to make at least R5 million out of these three brands in the next three years. The first one out is Ntate J Modise, whose name is caught up in a rapturous cloud of mystery and conspiracy. Hence, we have been forced to reveal The J Conspiracy Theory below.
What does the J mean in Ntate Modise's name?
Before I can answer, let me ask 30 Juicy Questions:
Who is the Creator of the universe? Answer, Jehovah.
How do we get closer to Jehovah? Answer, through Jeso.
So who betrayed Jeso? Answer, Judas.
What do you need when you are sad and thirsty for a laugh? Answer, a joke.
Who is the next president of South Africa? Answer, some would tell you Jacob Zuma.
Which reminds me, who is the man that became the father of the mighty and rich nation of Israel? Answer, Jacob.
Who compiled the Holy Bible for us? Answer, Saint Jerome.
For whom was the Holy Bible translated to English? Answer, King James.
Who was the most famous pope of the 20th Century? John Paul.
What do we need in South Africa today? Answer, justice.
Which is the biggest day we are all waiting for? Answer, Judgment Day.
Nationally, which choir is the most famous? Answer, Joyous Celeb.
Locally, who is the most talented music producer? Answer, Jerry Hlatshwayo aka Saint Jerome.
The most talented singer? Answer, Jacky Gumede-Malumane.
The most famous judge? Answer, Judge Judy.
What does a Lepulana say when he is in danger? Answer, Jo! Modimo waka.
Who are the most brutal soldiers in the world since Hitler's pawns? Answer, Janjaweed in Angola.
What is the place that most men fear to go beside initiation school or work? Answer, Jele.
What is the first month of the year? Answer, January.
When throwing a party, which are the most likely spirit drinks do BEE's love to bring along? Answer, Jack Daniel, Johnny Walker and J&B.
If you feel like flying in the biggest passenger jet, which one do you take? Answer, Jumbo Jet.
So where would you fly to if you really want to get high? Answer, Jamaica.
The most common and funkiest pants for both males and females? Answer, Jeans.
If women love Jewels, where should your company be listed for you to afford them? Answer, JSE.
By the way, what do we call the person who is bringing this interview to the world? Answer, Journalist.
If you didn't know that Johannesburg is the most-happening city in the whole of Africa, do you know who is the funniest guy in the world? Answer, Jim Carey.
If you are such a Jack-of-all-trades, can you tell me who is the best Lekarateka on TV? Answer, it's not Jacky Chan anymore, these days it's Jet Li.
If the greatest rapper on earth, the late Tupac Amaru Shakur, was born in June, then who is richest rapper alive? Answer, Jay Z.
What is it that poor people dream of day and night? Answer, Jackpot.
So, who is the hottest DJ in the province right now? Answer, you guessed right, Ntate J.
In case you still can't make the connection, here's another clue. From now on think about the common factor between Wacko Jacko and 50 Cent: They share a surname, Jackson. Who else? Jeanet Jackson, Reverend Jessy Jackson, Samuel L Jackson. Think of big names like Josh Groban, James Blunt, John Legend, John the Baptist, Jews, June/July, Jupiter, James Bond, Jingle, J-Lo, Nasir Jones, Jerusalem the Holy Land, Justin Timberlake, Jammie Foxx, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Reeves, Jimmy Cliff, Phat Joe, J.K Rowling, Wyclef Jean, Jean Claude Van Damme, P J Powers, Baby Jake Matlala, Jada Pinkett, Nelson J Mandela (I suspect he must be hiding a J somewhere in his names), Jake White, John Smith, Jaguar, Jukebox, Joy, Jelly, Juicy, Junction, Jewelery, Jitters/Just Married, Joining Fee, Judo, Journey with me, Jungle, Just everything, etc...
Please Joe, Let's jump to other questions.
For more information please contact Makgema Entertainment @ 073 078 2319
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